Last Thursday when the Steelers selected David Decastro OG from Stanford, the Pittsburgh Steelers knew something 15+ other organizations obviously didn't know. How to identify a perennial all pro offensive guard. At the NFL combine teams were measuring linemen in the 40-yard dash, Bench Press, Vertical Jump, Broad Jump, 3 Cone Drill, and the Shuttle run. Steelers GM Kevin Colbert had no need for such lousy information. Throughout the process Colbert compared their eventual pick to one of the 3 greatest offensive guards in the history of football; Steve Hutchinson.
The basis for Colbert's opinion is being revealed for the first time today. If an OG looks like he would eat a baby, you draft him. The proof is in the pudding.... David Decastro Steve Hutchinson
This revolutionary scouting secret is going to change the NFL. Especially when the NFL discovers all you need is a rapist to reach 3 super bowls... and win 2.
i'm shocked your first post is themed around eating babies. lol. i think you could have found a sleazier Roethlisberger picture though.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what any of this means. I'll probably come here and comment every day anyway. Congrats on the blog!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of Steve Hutchinson reminds me of a visit to a chinese buffet. Well written sir...ESPECIALLY the part about eating babies. Shame on you Rebecca.
ReplyDeleteIf nothing else, come to the blog to admire the bread pudding background.
ReplyDeleteI will keep reading your blog, but maybe you could branch out and discuss politics and idiots at work on occasion? :) That would make sense to me!
ReplyDeleteNo wait, don't blog about idiots at work, it is frowned upon.
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