Nike didn't get to the top of the sports apparel world by running their company on rainbows and bubble gum. They had the business acumen to know this shit would go away and they, once again, would be making a fortune off captain sexy time. If you can't recognize Nike's
I don't want to give you the wrong impression, Tiger woods is not lame for having sex with multiple partners or for this ad campaign. Tiger is lame for being a phony shit-bag, and for sporting the worst facial hair since this crazy fuck.
So many professional athletes play the field literally and figuratively, and the ones that want to be left alone, do so without being married. How fucking hard is that to understand? The media more or less praises athletes for bagging multiple partners with ease. Just ask Derek Jeter, his life rains vuh-jay-jay and nobody cares, NOBODY. Jeter could make every man or woman he sleeps with roll in puddin on his NYC balcony pre-coitus and the media still wouldn't give a shit.
All the more reason Tiger Woods is an ass clown. He got married so Buick would let him sell their shitty road boats. I think only one conclusion can be drawn from the trials and tribulations of Tiger Woods. It is blatantly clear Peyton Manning is going to be found in a back alley, fucking 4 transvestite hookers, while trying to trade a stolen cell phone for some meth, it's only a matter of time folks. Be prepared, be prepared.
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