Honorable Mention (13)
Knocked Up ---- Metta World Peace
On a boring night in 2004 my future wife and I were randomly watching the Pacers beat the Pistons ass. We never thought it would turn into watching Ron Artest and Jermaine O'neal beat the shit out of the Detroit fans. Sometimes in life shit happens, shit you never planned on, shit that you quickly regret. That shit might just be throwing away millions to punch some drunk asshole in the chops.
Ron Artest was a special man, known for his quick temper, bi-polar disorder and frequent depression. Artest has had more screw-ups than most players could escape. My favorite is when he openly acknowledged drinking before games. Nothing improves basketball performance like an old english 40!
Any dumb ass can tell you that climbing into the stands and jacking a couple white middle-aged men is a relatively bad idea, ESPECIALLY when you are a basketball player born and raised in queens. Can you really do much worse?
The very brilliant Ben Stone would argue you can.
He unleashed this fury on his impregnated partner.
How the hell do you come back from that?
I have no doubt after this scene Ben called Metta for advice.
AGAIN......
This is Ben
This is the puddin' he knocked up.
Ben called Metta, Metta bitched at Ben, Ben read some baby books and all was well.
Ya know... just like real life.
How can you not appreciate Knocked Up?
How can you not appreciate Metta World Peace?
I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A DOCTOR!
Knocked Up had enough laughs built in to leave out this gem.
Apologies for the inappropriate superficial things I perpetuated here.... (R-bizzle)
